Jun
5
The World According to the Peevish Kitty
Jun
5
SCENE: An afternoon at The House of Peevish. Stinkerbelle is in her exersaucer, watching “Annie” and waiting for the post-lunch poop. Mom is in the kitchen, having some lunch. The cats are in various states of repose around the room: deaf, elderly Bubby curled up with Cinnamon on a blanket under the window, Lucy sunning herself on the windowsill, Duncan curled up under an end table amid the toys.
A breeze blows.
The baby gate, leaning up against the wall, catches the breeze and falls to the floor.
Baby Gate: BLAM!!!! (Well, it doesn’t SAY “blam” but it falls down and makes a ridiculously loud “blam” noise.)
Various cats freak the hell out and scramble for cover. Even deaf old Bubby is up and on the alert. Cinnamon and Duncan are poofed to a ridiculous size. Lucy falls out of the window.
Stinkerbelle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (belly laughing uproariously)
~ THE END. ~
I’m with Stinkerbelle – that is some funny stuff. There’s nothing funnier than a poofed-up cat, unless the poofing is directed at you & is accompanied by hissing.
I hope Lucy was on the first floor….
Yes, fortunately she fell INwards, adding further chaos to the blanket of kitties below the window.
Good times.
HILARIOUS!!
I needed that giggle!!!