I got a vacuum cleaner for my fiftieth birthday. But it’s okay.
As the saying goes… this is what the top of the hill looks like. Well, at least I can stop pedalling and cruise down the rest of the way.
Okay, I kid. I make a little funny joke. But some people really do freak the hell out over turning forty, let alone fifty.
But, to quote the immortal Jean Hagen as Lina Lamont: I AIN’T PEOPLE! Continue reading