Has Anyone Seen My Sanity?

I am losing what is left of my admittedly questionable mind. Please, send help. I beseech you. Send help NOW.

My daughter came home from a field trip to the local theatre/arts centre this morning. She’s full of stories and excitement and laughter… and SONG. Apparently, on the bus ride home, the kids sang a song.

A song that she has been singing non-stop since the SECOND she came through the school doors at 3:15:

Belize VolleyBLA!
Valise volleyBALL!
(repeat several times)

I wanna wish you MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I wanna WISH you MERRY Christmas!
I wanna WISH you Merry CHRISTMAS!
(repeat, like, a dozen times)

(repeat until my brain leaks out my ears)

It’s like a PeeWee Herman Xmas Special all up in here. I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN LAST AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH.

Please. For the love of all things holy. Send help. Alcohol. Sedatives. ANYTHING.

If anyone needs me, I will be rocking and weeping in the fetal position under my desk.