Jun
20
The World According to the Peevish Kitty
Jun
20
I have a cold. A nasty head cold.
I’m well medicated. But sneezing my brains out. Stinkerbelle had it first, of course. And since she couldn’t say “Mother, I believe I have a head cold” to me, I was all OMG WHY ARE YOU SUCH A CRABBY PANTS GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR NOSE HEY… DO YOU HAVE A COLD?
PARENTING FAIL. So it serves me right.
Anyway I am going to go curl up with some NeoCitran and a movie in which elaborate costumes are worn and people say things like “I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men” and, especially for me today, “Nobody can tell what I suffer! — But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.”
And I may sulk. If it’s not too much of an effort.
ETA: Instead of me today, you get… NEW MARU!!!