Mar
25
Another week — and what a week — has come and gone. It’s that time again, fellow babies!
I confess:
- …that after yesterday’s post, I am at a loss as to what else I can confess.
- …that I’m late today with my Friday post because I was on the phone with one of my awesome interwebs peeps, Rana. The upshot of which was that we both love the feeling of “OMG, can you BELIEVEÂ there there’s a KID in our HOUSE??”
- …that there are still, regularly, moments when BDH and I STILL can’t get over the fact that there’s a kid in our house.
- …that my kid ate 6 little bite-sized pieces of apple — not even 1/16 of an apple, but STILL — and I am dancing with joy. MY KID ATE SOME APPLE! Life is good.
- …that I am getting a haircut tomorrow — AND COLOUR — and I am SO excited. Not just for the chance to look less frumpy for a little while, but also for a little pampering time. But mostly because OMG I REALLY NEED A HAIRCUT. My hairs, they are long.
- …the bastard Conservative government has fallen, and I am giggling like a little girl. We no longer have an The Undead Zombie Prime Minister! And in particular, I am joyous that that contemptible asshole Jason Kenney is no longer in charge of Immigration. Yeah, things will likely be just as effed up as ever with the next (probably Conservative) government, but for now, I am clapping my hands with glee.
- …that I have been slacking on my physio exercises, and, after waking up from the pain at 2:30 last night and sleeping fitfully thereafter, I am sorely (HA!) regretting it.
- …that I am in the mood to knit some little kiddie blankets. Now I just need to come into some money and find a good yarn store (online or otherwise) to buy some yarn.
- …that there are three bottles of wine in my fridge right now, and nobody to drink them but me. On the one hand, HURRAY FOR ME! On the other hand, OMG FRIENDLESS LOSER.
- …that the Parenting Fail of the Month Award goes to us, because we shamelessly taught our daughter to shake her fist and say “BAWWOWMAN!!!” like this:
And now she does it spontaneously to crack us up.
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Two Years Ago: Irrational
Three Years Ago: Well Hello Stranger
3 bottles of wine and entertainment from the neighbours! Your house is so much cooler than mine! LOL.
Have fun getting pampered!
@Kendra — I need the wine to cope with the visions of the neighbours.
I would help you drink the wine! Then we could giggle at the neighbors and hold up score cards rating their performances.
Just thought I would share that I am doing the geekiest happy dance over JK. Poor man, does he know how many people think he’s an incompetent fuck-wit?
@Tova — Well HURRY OVER, LADY! I’m waiting for the afternoon show to begin. When that’s done, we can drunk-dial Kenney.
You just made me snort black/mint/chocolate tea up my nose! I would ADORE drunk dialing JK with you. I can think of nothing I’d rather do!
I am your friend & would be happy to “help” you with that wine. And to witness Stinkerbelle’s stunning impersonation of David Tennant – “Barrowman!”
sorry to have kept you
i don’t drink wine but i could bring beer…but if you want to properly drunk-dial someone you need shots!!!! so i could bring the tequila!
Oh, bad news! We frosted the window today, so no more neighbour porn.
But we still have wine and an internet phone plan with unlimited calling so it’s DRUNK DIALLING TIME, BABY!