Random Tuesday: Tova Misses Me Edition

Okay, so. Tova was in here all shouting “Where OH WHERE is the Random Tuesday YOU MUST POST SOMETHING OR I WILL DIEEEEEEE !111!!eleventyone!!11!1!”

It’s so good to know somebody loves me. ::blush::

Well as I said HELLO I AM VERY BUSY AND IMPORTANT HOW MAY I HELP YOU. Here it is. Tuesday. Random. Random Tuesday. In all its randomy Tuesdaylike glory.

• Nothing AT ALL happened today. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA. Kidding! I am a kidder. I kid.

• Okay, so the Dorothy Domestic, it was strong with me this week. Yesterday I made the BEST PEA SOUP EVAH. And a loaf of bread. White bread. Because what screams Canadiana like pea soup and fresh white bread? With butter, obvs. It was tasty and delicious and even BDH liked it. I also took my kid to swimming lessons and did several loads of laundry and worked for a couple of hours and did other domestic tasks. AND I got up early and did yoga. Do you HEAR that SOUND? It is the footfall of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, baby.

• I looked out this morning to find my backyard splattered with POO. Well, not just poo — there were also many chunks of frozen pee as well. It seems our neighbour, he of the Young Doctor’s Wife auditions, owns two small yapper-type dogs, and it is PERFECTLY OKAY with him that his dogs just crap and pee ALL OVER his deck. Periodically, he goes out and cleans some of it up. But apparently, last night cleaning up was TOO MUCH FOR HIM, and instead he shovelled all the frozen pee and snow and fresh turds off the side of his deck and STRAIGHT INTO MY BACKYARD. So, we were NOT AMUSED, and the first thing I did was to march over there in my pajamas to tell his sorry ass off. He did not answer the door. So, then I took my shovel out back and FLANG ALL THE SNOW AND PEE AND POOP RIGHT BACK OVER THE FENCE. And BDH will have words with him later OHYESHEWILL. I don’t care if you are moving soon, Mr. Young Doctor, THAT SHIT IS NOT COOL. Figuratively, obviously, because I can tell you that, having shovelled it, much of that shit was, in fact, frozen. Not the way I wanted to start my morning.

• My kid was in the newspaper! A photographer from the local came into Stinkerbelle’s Little Gym class last week, since they were doing an article on the local business… and they chose a pic of That Baby to put in the paper! I’m so proud. Everyone was all DID YOU SEE and I was all WHUT?? and had absolutely no idea what they were talking about. So I got a copy of the paper from the gym. And now, we can all talk about WE KNEW HER WHEN and how we were some of the people she stepped on on her way to the top.

• My daughter is so much like me, it’s remarkable she’s not genetically related. Today, I got her up from her nap, and she was very tired, and looked at me and said “NO UP”. And all she wanted to do was snuggle with her head on my shoulder. Just like her mama. Only slightly more tanned, and more famous.