Oct
27
Today’s drama is brought to you by Meryl Streep, a purple Dora chair, and Rougemont Apple Juice.
(Scene: A playroom somewhere in Suburbiaville)
That Baby: MOAR TEETEE!
Me: What do you want to watch?
That Baby: (surveys DVD collection thoughtfully) Mommy Me Me.
Me: Mamma Mia?
That Baby: Awight!! (she settles into her comfy purple chair)
Me: Okay. Mamma Mia it is. (puts DVD in) Here’s your juice. (hands her a sippy cup containing two ice cubes and some apple juice)
That Baby takes a long swig of apple juice, then sets the cup down on the floor beside her chair. She looks at me, fixes me in a VRY SRS BZNS look, and then points her finger up at my face.
That Baby: Buh bye.
~ FIN ~
Oh, ha ha ha…giggle…hee hee.
I have one with attitude like that as well. I CAN’T wait for the teen years. I bet if they were introduced that a black hole of attitude would appear.
I cannot BELIEVE I was just dismissed by a TWO YEAR OLD.
::flounces::
Erm, on second thought… maybe she comes by the attitude honestly.
Little fart!!! Too funny!
that’s funny.. love the way the post was written
HAHAHA!! You’ve done your work now bug off. The joys of raising an independent child…
well, you did serve your purpose..got her movie going and her juice served…
lol!