May
21
The World According to the Peevish Kitty
May
21
An IM conversation about lunch.
Big Damn Hero says: I noticed that you put a ‘ball’ in my lunch. ??
CinnamonOpus says: It’s an APPLE. A-P-P-L-E.
Big Damn Hero says: What I do with it?
CinnamonOpus says: You can EAT it. After you wash it.
Big Damn Hero says: (shocked face)
CinnamonOpus says: You LIKE apples.
Big Damn Hero says: ?? I don’t get it.
CinnamonOpus says: No, actually, you DID get it. I put it there.
Big Damn Hero says: oooh
CinnamonOpus says: It’s an ALL-THE-TIME food. To supplement all the SOMETIMES foods.
Big Damn Hero says: ummm….I don’t get it
CinnamonOpus says: It’s a SNACK! Yeah! You LOVE snacks!
Big Damn Hero says: but…it’s not chocolate/salty? I confuse.
CinnamonOpus says: I know. Eat it slowly. Try not to shock your system.
Big Damn Hero says: heheh My body will PROBABLY reject it.
CinnamonOpus says: You might need someone to check up on you periodically to make sure you are ok. That you haven’t died from lack of junk. But you will be FINE. LITTLE bites. Go SLOW.
Big Damn Hero says: ok …. I trust but…I have to say I am a little skeptical
CinnamonOpus says: I know. Maybe close your eyes while you eat it?
Big Damn Hero says: This conversation is totally going to end up on your blog, isn’t it.
That’s my boy!!! Don’t put anything into your mouth that may be fruit. She may say ball but as you know from passed times when your mother tried to pass something off as a treat it is probably not something you would like to try. If it does not say laden with fat or non healthy or deep fried etc. Do not eat it.
Seriously, you have come a long way since leaving home as far as food goes but FRUIT ????? Nice try Cinn. I will be surprised if you turn him into a fruit lover. Keep me posted.
H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. and so you two!