Jan
4
I love my email spam. I really do. It offers no end of amusement to me.
Lately, my favourite thing is to watch the spam come in that offers me deals on Viagra. You know the ones — the offer you XX% off Viagra! A special offer just for you! Or whatever.
I treat it like there’s an auction going on over the course of my day.
“Rhoda Corona is offering me 72% off today! Should I buy now, or wait? Oh, decisions, decisions…”
“Oh, look, Mika Fink is offering 79% off! SEVENTY-NINE! Oooh, that’s tough to pass up…”
“76%? Come now, Rolando Abbott… really? ONLY 76% REALLY? I think you have been outbid, Rolando. Thanks for playing.”
“Hey, looking good, there, Susannah Stringer and your 80% off. Looking GOOD!”
“Woohoo! WE HAVE A WINNER! Trent Martinez is offering 87%!! SOLD, to the man in the PLAID SPORTS COAT!”
It’s true. Ask BDH. I regale him with tales of spam throughout the day.
He just shakes his head at me and says, “Why the HELL won’t you set up EMAIL FILTERS, for the love of DOG!!”
I do so love the SPAM. It’s the BEST.
Wow, 87%! Some people have all the luck. The best deal I’ve been offered is the 82% for Viagra from my good friend Solange Gwenn. Now, Ida Joy is offering some fantastic deals with penile enhancements but I’m thinking now that there might be better offers coming tomorrow. One can hope.