Vague Jello Crisis

I continue to fight the battle of the bulge. With jello, questionable foreign accents, and lots of shouting. To mixed results.

CinnamonOpus says: You there?
Big Damn Hero says: Jes
CinnamonOpus says: Okay.
CinnamonOpus says: *ahem*
CinnamonOpus says: VAGUE JELLO CRISIS!!!!
Big Damn Hero says: ???
CinnamonOpus says: Thank you. I feel much better.
Big Damn Hero says: ??? ???
CinnamonOpus says: Okay. So.
CinnamonOpus says: I make jello, jes?
Big Damn Hero says: Ci
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: And I use the little ziploc cups to make it, jes?
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: So, I makes the jello.
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: I put the cups in the fridge.
CinnamonOpus says: I go away.
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: I come back.
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: The bottom shelf appears to be MADE OF JELLO.
CinnamonOpus says: It appears one of the cups had a wee pinhole leak.
CinnamonOpus says: So it leaked all over the bottom shelf, and then BECAME JELLO.
Big Damn Hero says: Oh noes…
CinnamonOpus says: Oh jes.
CinnamonOpus says: Needless to say, I had surprise.
Big Damn Hero says: jello paper?
CinnamonOpus says: Jes.
CinnamonOpus says: Fortunately, the Arch Enemy of jello is Hot Water.
Big Damn Hero says: well jes
CinnamonOpus says: So it cleaned up pretty easy.
CinnamonOpus says: But STILL.
Big Damn Hero says: that’s good
CinnamonOpus says: I feel totally gypped of my daily jello quota (DJQ).
CinnamonOpus says: I mean, I have a high DJQ these days.
CinnamonOpus says: And that was my last box of jello.
CinnamonOpus says: Bastard ziploc containers.
Big Damn Hero says: Stupid jerk ziploc
CinnamonOpus says: Jes.
CinnamonOpus says: They are my Sworn Enemy!!

3 thoughts on “Vague Jello Crisis

  1. Ahhh, jes the great jello crisis… so veby veby sad.

    Next time fill bottom of zippy cups with chocolate, then jello, then whipcream on top before eats… jes… them good jellos… and if you use de dark chocolate tis good…yah.

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