Vague Jello Crisis

I continue to fight the battle of the bulge. With jello, questionable foreign accents, and lots of shouting. To mixed results.

CinnamonOpus says: You there?
Big Damn Hero says: Jes
CinnamonOpus says: Okay.
CinnamonOpus says: *ahem*
CinnamonOpus says: VAGUE JELLO CRISIS!!!!
Big Damn Hero says: ???
CinnamonOpus says: Thank you. I feel much better.
Big Damn Hero says: ??? ???
CinnamonOpus says: Okay. So.
CinnamonOpus says: I make jello, jes?
Big Damn Hero says: Ci
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: And I use the little ziploc cups to make it, jes?
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: So, I makes the jello.
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: I put the cups in the fridge.
CinnamonOpus says: I go away.
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: I come back.
Big Damn Hero says: jes
CinnamonOpus says: The bottom shelf appears to be MADE OF JELLO.
CinnamonOpus says: It appears one of the cups had a wee pinhole leak.
CinnamonOpus says: So it leaked all over the bottom shelf, and then BECAME JELLO.
Big Damn Hero says: Oh noes…
CinnamonOpus says: Oh jes.
CinnamonOpus says: Needless to say, I had surprise.
Big Damn Hero says: jello paper?
CinnamonOpus says: Jes.
CinnamonOpus says: Fortunately, the Arch Enemy of jello is Hot Water.
Big Damn Hero says: well jes
CinnamonOpus says: So it cleaned up pretty easy.
CinnamonOpus says: But STILL.
Big Damn Hero says: that’s good
CinnamonOpus says: I feel totally gypped of my daily jello quota (DJQ).
CinnamonOpus says: I mean, I have a high DJQ these days.
CinnamonOpus says: And that was my last box of jello.
CinnamonOpus says: Bastard ziploc containers.
Big Damn Hero says: Stupid jerk ziploc
CinnamonOpus says: Jes.
CinnamonOpus says: They are my Sworn Enemy!!