Please humour me a bit of bragging here, as yesterday I passed the 10,000 comment mark! Huzzah! Janice’s comment yesterday was officially number 10,000! (Sorry Janice. There’s no prize. Unless you count the admiration of your peers as a prize. Or seeing your name on Teh Internets. Sorry. I got nuthin’.)
Okay, sooooo… more than half of those 10,000 comments had to be spam, right? And if I look at my handy-dandy software, it shows that of ACTUAL REAL comments, I have 2,851. But STILL. The official number says over 10,000. And that is what I am going with. So there.
I don’t care. It’s February. It’s dreary. I am going to take this as an excuse to celebrate and RUN WITH IT, dude.
But I am trying to lose weight. DAMN. What the hell kind of celebration can you have with CARROTS AND CELERY, for the love of doG? I can’t even have dip with them!
OH! That’s it! SUGAR-FREE JELLO FOR EVERYONE! My treat!
Hm. Doesn’t have the same ring to it as something more decadent, does it?