Hey, you.

Yes… YOU! Internet!

I’m talking to you.

You’re so QUIET lately.

I mean, it ECHOES when I come in here, it’s so quiet.

You don’t write, you don’t call… nothing.

Is our relationship in trouble, Internet? Do you not feel for me the way you once did? Has the bloom gone off the rose?

Well you certainly don’t pay me much attention these days, that’s for sure.

Oh, I know… you’re busy.

You have a life, too. Right?

But I had grown accustomed to your boisterous, chatty self. You remember… we used to have quite a witty repartee going back in the day.

But now it’s all quiet.


Well, I don’t mean to be a bastard about it, but… all I’m saying is, if this keeps up, I am leaving you.

That’s right.

I’ll leave you and go back to my TV.

3 thoughts on “Rejection

  1. Hey, you talkin’ to me? Believe me I am listening. Don’t leave me please. Oh, and by the way, there is nothin on the boob tube worth leaving for, other than the Food Network and sometimes that is all repeats too, but who gets tired of seeing repeat food segements? Not me. But please, don’t go. I will be so lonely. Hello? Hello? Maybe it is time to just hit the knitting. Got a good pattern for a warm hat?

  2. I was also going to suggest you hit the knitting – the boob tube is boring these days.

    Sorry, I have been busy – and trying to cut back on daily blog reading as it sucks hours out of my day. And now I have to get back to work!

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