Rejection

Hey, you.

Yes… YOU! Internet!

I’m talking to you.

You’re so QUIET lately.

I mean, it ECHOES when I come in here, it’s so quiet.

You don’t write, you don’t call… nothing.

Is our relationship in trouble, Internet? Do you not feel for me the way you once did? Has the bloom gone off the rose?

Well you certainly don’t pay me much attention these days, that’s for sure.

Oh, I know… you’re busy.

You have a life, too. Right?

But I had grown accustomed to your boisterous, chatty self. You remember… we used to have quite a witty repartee going back in the day.

But now it’s all quiet.

Sigh.

Well, I don’t mean to be a bastard about it, but… all I’m saying is, if this keeps up, I am leaving you.

That’s right.

I’ll leave you and go back to my TV.