My Life in Email

TO: BigDamnHero
FROM: CinnamonOpus

I went to get Bubby up this morning and she was sleeping. I called her and called her but she was sleeping so hard, I didn’t want to wake her. So I let her sleep in.

Well, now she’s up. And she woke up SO HAPPY. So gave her some IMPORTANT PAPERS which she is taking good care of, when she’s not kicking the crap out of Mister Toy or running in circles and then scratching on the scratching post.

Love, Me.

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TO: BigDamnHero
FROM: CinnamonOpus

ARGH. Just found something aggravating.

Duncan broke my headphones for my iPod in one of his drag-it-around-and-play-with-it fits. Is it possible to get another pair?

Good thing I didn’t get up and dressed to walk today. I’d have been pissed if I came down to find that.

Love, Me.

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TO: BigDamnHero
FROM: CinnamonOpus

Bubby just sneezed milk out her nose. Twice.

She was sincerely confused.

So, since Duncan was lying there, she figured it was HIS fault and got all huffy with him.

And that made her sneeze more.

So she’s sneezing and following me around and I am struggling not to laugh my ass off.

Have a nice day!
Love, Me.

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TO: BigDamnHero
FROM: CinnamonOpus

Help! I am trapped in Insane Kitty World!

It’s like Kitty F1 Racing around here. Or maybe smash-up derby, I don’t know.

Running full tilt and leaping from furniture to floor to furniture to floor! Round and round and round!

The tent has rolled halfway across the play room!

And to top it off, Bubby had a ginormous Exorcist barf and now must ONLY sit on my lap and get pets. Lest there be a great YELLING.

Love, Me.

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TO: BigDamnHero
FROM: CinnamonOpus

I went downstairs to find that someone, who shall remain probably The Bubby, decided to play Adventure Kitty on top of the water dispensers. Either that, or she wanted to use them as Her Own Personal Soapbox. Whatever.

All I know is there’s a small lake forming in the foyer and the cats’ water dispensers are not where they should be.

And, oh yeah, SOMEBODY has wet feet. And it’s not Cinnamon, Lucy or Duncan.

Love, Me.