Thanks to Heather, this morning I received the glorious news that chocolate makes a good toothpaste.
Well, but of COURSE it does.
I have long said chocolate is a near-perfect food. Sweet and tasty, full of chemicals that make you feel good… and scientists are discovering more of the benefits of chocolate each and every day.
But I have ALWAYS known it. What woman hasn’t?
In the future, I predict that chocolate will be found to:
- Cure the common cold.
- Aid space travel.
- Make us thin.
- End wars.
- Give us good skin.
- Win the Nobel prize for literature.
- Bring about world peace.
I feel the urge to bake now.