See? Chocolate IS the Perfect Food.

Thanks to Heather, this morning I received the glorious news that chocolate makes a good toothpaste.

Well, but of COURSE it does.

I have long said chocolate is a near-perfect food. Sweet and tasty, full of chemicals that make you feel good… and scientists are discovering more of the benefits of chocolate each and every day.

But I have ALWAYS known it. What woman hasn’t?

In the future, I predict that chocolate will be found to:

• Cure the common cold.
• Aid space travel.
• Make us thin.
• End wars.
• Give us good skin.
• Win the Nobel prize for literature.
• Bring about world peace.

I feel the urge to bake now.