See? Chocolate IS the Perfect Food.

Thanks to Heather, this morning I received the glorious news that chocolate makes a good toothpaste.

Well, but of COURSE it does.

I have long said chocolate is a near-perfect food. Sweet and tasty, full of chemicals that make you feel good… and scientists are discovering more of the benefits of chocolate each and every day.

But I have ALWAYS known it. What woman hasn’t?

In the future, I predict that chocolate will be found to:

  • Cure the common cold.
  • Aid space travel.
  • Make us thin.
  • End wars.
  • Give us good skin.
  • Win the Nobel prize for literature.
  • Bring about world peace.

I feel the urge to bake now.