Apr
11
The World According to the Peevish Kitty
Apr
11
My husband is coming home late tonight.
He called me and asked if I had started supper (it was done already, a casserole) because he wanted to stay late at work.
For a poker game.
They do that sometimes. They sit around in the boardroom and order in fast food and play poker.
One of his friends who is also a co-worker is leaving this company for a new job at another (crappy ass) company at the end of this week, and so the guys thought it might be nice to have one last poker night as a send off. Hopefully, sending him off with considerably emptier pockets.
I’m not one of those wives who freaks out if her husband decides to stay out a little late because the gang wants to have a poker night. Oh no. As a matter of fact, I’m all for it.
I get things done here, I have some quiet time, I can work out, I can listen to music…
But mostly?
I want him to win a WHOLE LOT OF MONEY.
I want him to win SO MUCH MONEY that we could roll around in it.
I want him to win SO MUCH MONEY that he can keep me in the style to which I WANT to become accustomed.
Sigh.
That ain’t gonna happen, lady. Not with a bunch of computer geeks eating pizza and playing to a $20 limit.
BAH.
Oh well, at least I can watch a chick flick uninterrupted. SWEET!
And so, I heard he won a few dollars after all!
Hooray for the JEPPY!