Hey, Wait A Minute…

Several signs that the apocalypse is upon us:

1. I’m getting rid of magazines. CANADIAN LIVING magazines.
2. BDH asked for fruit in his lunch today.
3. My cat has started talking in her sleep.
4. Both BDH and I are losing weight.
5. I’m considering paying someone to paint my porch. (ME. Spending MONEY.)
6. My cat has not peed on anything today (yet).
7. I passed on the on-sale Easter chocolate while out shopping today.
8. We’re going to set up more investments, and it was BDH’s idea.
9. We exercised. On our DAYS OFF.

I am telling you, if I see four cranky-looking guys on horseback, I am SO outta here.